Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
I am my aunt's sister's daughter.
It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire.
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something.
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
I'm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.
Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.
I covered my friend in baby oil.
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it.
Art doesn't have to be intentional.
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
The mysterious diary records the voice.
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.
It's never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn.
She cried diamonds.
Rock music approaches at high velocity.
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him.
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
She found his complete dullness interesting.
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed.
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
On each full moon
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.
At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience.
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood.
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.
A dead duck doesn't fly backward.
Mary plays the piano.
The external scars tell only part of the story.
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent.
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk.
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding it.
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance.
Courage and stupidity were all he had.
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense.
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea.
I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.
Let me help you with your baggage.
his seven-layer cake only had six layers.
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
I may struggle with geography, but I'm sure I'm somewhere around here.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican.
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood.
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion.
Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy.
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.
I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog.
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish.
They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.
She was too short to see over the fence.
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
Don't step on the broken glass.
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out.
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard.
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor's yard.
It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.
It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun.
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.
I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can't read.
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.
He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake.
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country.
Pink horses galloped across the sea.
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
He shaved the peach to prove a point.
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
Situps are a terrible way to end your day.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
Art doesn't have to be intentional.
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable.
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
The book is in front of the table.
It must be five o'clock somewhere.
The best key lime pie is still up for debate.
He wasn't bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.
The tree fell unexpectedly short.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
Be careful with that butter knife.
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself.
She did her best to help him.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
I covered my friend in baby oil.
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them.
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another.
We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.
You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides.
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97.
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth.
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
The llama couldn't resist trying the lemonade.
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
Too many prisons have become early coffins.
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae.
She advised him to come back at once.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.
It's never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts.
Combines are no longer just for farms.
The door slammed on the watermelon.
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning.
Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.
She found his complete dullness interesting.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground.
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable.
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.
At last
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country.
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn't think about the equator.
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law's bed.
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he's never been there.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her.
Weather is not trivial - it's especially important when you're standing in it.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
I'm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model.
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day.
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
I may struggle with geography, but I'm sure I'm somewhere around here.
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn't consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency.
I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic.
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who.
I trust everything that's written in purple ink.
She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams.
You can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.
Instead of a bachelorette party
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.
You have every right to be angry, but that doesn't give you the right to be mean.
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.
Please wait outside of the house.
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages.
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
He didn't understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him.
She did her best to help him.
She cried diamonds.
Just go ahead and press that button.
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us.
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable.
The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected.
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley.
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving.
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.
There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.
The hummingbird's wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.
The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
The sun had set and so had his dreams.
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
Please wait outside of the house.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
It doesn't sound like that will ever be on my travel list.
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance.
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
At last
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.
It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.
In that instant, everything changed.
Just go ahead and press that button.
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn't worth the effort.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
He liked to play with words in the bathtub.
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world.
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
I’m a living furnace.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.
The elephant didn't want to talk about the person in the room.
That was how he came to win $1 million.
She advised him to come back at once.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.
I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent.
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny's head by mere millimeters.
The hummingbird's wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder.
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite flavor of random grammar?
There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.
The external scars tell only part of the story.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.
Just because the water is red doesn't mean you can't drink it.
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
I trust everything that's written in purple ink.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.
At last
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
Love is not like pizza.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts.
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in.
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it.
She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning.
I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me.
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
It's never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn.
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected.
There's probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium.
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.
Please put on these earmuffs because I can't you hear.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
The door slammed on the watermelon.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.
The father died during childbirth.
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me.
We need to rent a room for our party.
Greetings from the real universe.
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
Art doesn't have to be intentional.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.
You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge.
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.
The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
The best key lime pie is still up for debate.
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
On each full moon
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy.
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.