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                           THE BIG HEADACHE

                             BY JIM HARMON

               What's the principal cause of headaches?
                    Why, having a head, of course!

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
             Worlds of If Science Fiction, September 1962.
         Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
         the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


                                   I

"Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to
cooperate in the experiment?" Ferris asked eagerly.

"How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?" Mitchell inquired.
"He outweighs you by fifty pounds and you needn't look to _me_ for help
against that repatriated fullback."

Ferris fingered the collar of his starched lab smock. "Guess I got
carried away for a moment. But Macklin