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                       TWO WHOLE GLORIOUS WEEKS

                          By WILL WORTHINGTON

                _A new author, and a decidedly unusual
                idea of the summer camp of the future:
                hard labor, insults, and hog kidneys!_

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
              Worlds of If Science Fiction, October 1958.
         Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
         the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


Bertha and I were like a couple of city kids on their first country
outing when we arrived at Morton's place. The weather was perfect--the
first chill of autumn had arrived in the form of a fine, needle-shower
rain of the type that doesn't look very bad through a window, but when
you get out in it, it seeks out every tiny opening between the warp
and weft of your clothing a