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                      IN THE JAG-WHIFFING SERVICE

                           BY DAVID R. BUNCH

                _The jag-stuff in those black rings was
              wonderful, but why did they have to package
                  it with so many extra accessories?_

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
             Worlds of If Science Fiction, February 1959.
         Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
         the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


I had always said there was an easier way. And I think, when we invade,
I'll be proved right. But you know how things get started, and how
powerful tradition can be and how old-line thinking can keep people,
even a whole planet, in a rut.

The big cargo saucers were getting bigger and bigger each year, what
with the growing popularity of the jag-whiff places, and the ja