The movie begins with Peter Falk appearing at his bachelor pad. He's unhappy about having his bachelor pad ripped apart by thieves. Falk announces he wants his bachelor pad back.He begs Richard Crenna for help. Crenna delivers an monologue about having lived all his life at this pad. Falk steals all of his belongings. Falk delivers another monologue. Crenna delivers yet another monologue. Falk delivers yet another monologue. Crenna delivers yet another monologue. Falk delivers yet another monologue. Crenna delivers yet another monologue. Falk delivers yet another monologue. Cren@@