The movie is in no way unironic, and it can be hard to not make the same old bad decisions. In this case, you should never call a friend for help.

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I get that there's been an increase in fight over these big gals. It's great to have your best friend or someone in your life as a support person, but just don't do it in a fight. We all know who would want a fight. (We