The movie in the can, re-titled T2: Threshold, is a hulking and dreary behemoth. A lark? "A mordant ode to horticulture" as it's been called.

Horticultural. Mould. Curing. Bonsai. Pest. Dormancy. Hectic. I could go on, but that's for you to make of the film.

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