The movie is a failure. The script, the actors, the plot are all awful and it's not even funny. I don't think I've ever seen a film like that. It was the kind of movie you'd see if you took every word in the script and threw it out the window and said, "I'm just kidding about this."

And the movie doesn't do that, does it?

It's like a terrible game of chess. The whole point is to play the