Bob went to get a beer and came back, and said, "We should call him the Old Goat".

At this, the Old Goat said, "I am not that old!" and the two fell into the argument, again.

The next day, the Old Goat went to get his beer, and came back. He said, "Now you boys have been giving me a hard time about being so old!"

And Bob said, "Well, let's see just how old you are!"

So they each took a calendar and looked up the date. Bob then said, "Now, do you remember what you did on that date last year?"

The Old Goat said, "Well, I do know what I was doing last year, but what about you?"


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Bob came into work the next day and asked the Old Goat, "Well, what did you do last year?"

The Old Goat replied, "Well, I don't remember everything that I did last year, but I do know what I did on September 29th last year!"

Bob said, "OK, well, what did you do on September 29th last year?" The Old Goat said, "Well, I know that I had dinner at the Red Lobster!"

Bob went