Why not add some humor to this?

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did the lawyer go to the beach? 
Because he lost the remote control.

In a recent survey of high-school seniors who were considering college and law school, only 11 percent said they could see themselves as lawyers. 
And only 4 percent said they would recommend becoming a lawyer to a friend.

In some jurisdictions a lawyer is also referred to as an attorney. The difference between a lawyer and an attorney is that if you represent yourself in court, you have to wear this [draws a pair of overalls].

Attorneys are people who know the law. Lawyers are the people who charge you to find out what the law is.

Lawyers give advice to their clients: "Go ahead, hit him! The guy's a lawyer."


Lawyers, like diapers, should be changed as often as possible, and for the same reason.



Why don't lawyers have sex standing up? 
It might lead to confusion.

A new study suggests that the divorce rate for lawyers doubles every 10 years.  This might seem like a lot, but, according to a recent survey, only 3 percent of lawyers are actually happy with their job.

It's often hard to