Are you kidding? My parents are divorced." "Do you remember your mother at all?" "Sure, I remember her face, I remember her crying when my father died, I remember how ugly she was." "Wait. What?! My mother was beautiful!" "She got plastic surgery and turned my dad into a pussy!" "What?! You know that's just a rumor!" "How could I know? Mom sure likes pussy." "She doesn't." "Then she's a liar." "What happened to her?" "I don't know; she went to a nursing home when I was young, but no one knows much about her life." "Can I see you again?" "You're not my lawyer, so no, not right now." "I'll pay anything if you'll just tell me what happened to her." "How about this, I'll tell you if you kiss me." "I'm gonna get arrested if I do that." "You're already arrested, just kiss me." "Why would I do that?" "I'd do anything for you." "You would." "So go ahead." The officer was stunned, he'd never had a good kiss from a guy before, but this guy's tongue was fantastic. The tongue just kept going and