Are you kidding? My parents are divorced!

What the hell is divorce? I've never even heard of it!
Haha, I'm so good at lying

I am not joking
Can't you go without seeing your parents for one day? I mean, if you hate them so much.
Oh yeah, you're right, I'll ask them to just kill me!
You don't know how great your parents are
They always supported you.

I have to ask them to just kill me
Why would you say that? No one would do that to their own kids!

It's not just my parents. I'm having a bad day.

Hey, I told you about that!
You're not being a good listener
I want to go home
I'm going to a doctor
I'll just call my parents

Oh, how about this, why don't you tell them to just kill me, I'll call you from the hospital to let you know I made it!
What is your problem?!

Why am I getting stuck with this crazy girl every day?

So, you're going to your doctor? What does he know about this, he's not a psychologist
He's a doctor, I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about his nurse
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