 Hello the internet today we're going to make a vegan version of a turduckin or as it's also known a to fucking So let's get started Turduckin is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey Which is probably the grossest should I've ever heard of Usually eaten by simple douche bags now our to fucking will start with some lovely tempeh Chopped up small sauteed in olive oil with a little back pepper Then we add a little soy sauce next we'll stuff our tofu block with this lovely saute tempate Next we take that beautiful block of tofu. We place it in our favorite marinade Spooned it up on the top This is going to be the tits You know a perk of this recipe is that you don't have to eat body parts and shit Why some of those cooking show twats they even smile as they stuff bread up a bird's ass Isn't that fucking strange? And after your tofu has soaked up that delicious goddamn marinade then wrap it in your favorite homemade satan I make my own satan because I have no time for we gasp bullshit Then roast until it's golden brown Isn't it nice to not be eating fucking corpses on today's farms chickens ducks and turkeys are totally fucked They're raised in tiny ass sheds and after a shitty life with assats beating the crap out of them They're fucking hung upside down the goddamn throats are cut out of the slaughterhouse Which is nothing more than a dickhead torture palace if shit like that was done to dogs every day People would be like Jesus fucking Christ you cock sucking animal abusing chose So how are birds any fucking different? It only the goddamn ways that count feeling pain and fear and shit bitch, please You know who eats like that we gas mother fuckers that soon So don't be a we gas mother fucker go vegan I'm gonna eat the fuck out of this so